Wynn Hamada has finally made it to his happily ever after, or so he thinks. Unfortunately, as Fate would have it, the plot threads have come together for a wild entanglement on the day of his wedding. Things go boom, secrets are unearthed, and Peyton puts in some overtime as Wynn and his loved ones meet on the scenic north shore of Oahu to unite him in holy matrimony with his beloved goofball significant other. Family curses, however, are noted for their other plans.

Note: the rating is largely due to some explicit violence and Tarantino levels of swearing along with depictions of death, which, come on, you should expect from a horror novel by now. No palm trees were harmed in the making of this novel, although palm trees might do with being a little less plantation-y in several parts of the world. Seriously. Stop killing the rainforests.