Violent Saddle Sore was meant to be a quiet library scribe. Instead, her terrifying mother has forced her into the elite Rider Quadrant at Badger-Grip War College, where the student mortality rate is higher than the quality of the cafeteria food and Violent's fragile joints click louder than a telegraph machine.

To survive the deadly trials, she'll have to outsmart her classmates, navigate a sinister empire cover-up, and handle Zaded Rear-son: the impossibly attractive rebellion leader who wants her dead but can't stop dramatically loitering in her doorways.

It also doesn't help that she just bonded a tiny, gold baby dragon who pauses the space-time continuum just so Violent can complain about her shins.

Packed with tight leather, ridiculous tropes, and a lot of bookish twine, Fourth Winging It is the ultimate enemies-to-lovers romantasy parody.