Description: Maddie Locke has one life goal: do as little as possible. So when her mother bullies her into a blind date, Maddie shows up in flip-flops, ready to sabotage the whole thing. Mission accomplished - she insults the gorgeous, ice-cold stranger across the table within minutes. Then a snap lockdown traps him in her tiny apartment. For fourteen days. Then she discovers he's Julian Vance - her company's brand-new top boss. What follows is a spiral of escalating catastrophes: a naked bathroom rescue, a half-naked man crashing her video call, split pants in front of an entire division, and a false-positive test that turns a camping trip into a tearful "deathbed" confession. Maddie is dying of embarrassment on a near-daily basis. The problem? Julian seems to be falling for every disaster. Can a self-proclaimed slacker survive love at maximum mortification? A laugh-out-loud romantic comedy of bad luck and worse decisions.