A new look at old myths. Should male adulterers also be stoned? Should Abraham be convicted of attempting to sacrifice Isaac? Cash dispensing fish. Young men running naked with the Apostles. Burning the good with the bad. The heathen who loved his neighbour. Sympathising with the adulteress. Gifting red wine. An altercation with a fig tree. Is Goliath amongst us? Also by GEORGE GEORGALLIS: My Costa Lady Gaga, is omelette a crime and other poems The Billionaire and the Dolphins My grandfather, the first money launderer, and other stories   CLAUSE: ALL CHARACTERS AND EVENTS HEREIN MENTIONED ARE ENTIRELY FICTITIOUS.